Advice on stock market definitions and complete stock market listings

Hi

Sorry for my English

Just to ask – do you know any awesome, well-tested stock investing markets?
Please post trading strategies. I’m thinking it’s time to invest money in the stock market. Today I found information about mega profits over five years. Many people want to invest but don’t know where it’s best. If you’re really thinking about investing, please advise. Thanks

Hello,

I just want to tell you something.. I think you are not on the right website, here we talk about astrology, predictions and all..

Well, I hope someone else can answer your question.

One small request, if you could please write in French…

By Ange

Ange is right, and I would say that we are not really interested in the stock market right now, with all the subprime issues and other downturns in the States.
On n'est pas encore complètement fous.

Thanks for putting this add on another website.

Hello, what she writes must be interesting, but in English??? :-[

She wants to advertise stocks and stock market investments to us, Frisinette.

Hello,

I just want to tell you something.. I think you are not on the right site, here we talk about astrology, forecasts, and so on..

Well, hopefully someone else can answer your question.

A small request: could you please write in French?

By Angel

Good evening, here is what the text says
It's nonsense.
Please only ask if you have (are aware of any concerns, a certain reserve (value) assessed, investing in strategies, marquee stores posted (displayed)
Please, I think now is the time to invest money in stocks.
The market found today information about Mega’s profit over five years. Many people want to invest, but no one knows where it is preferable. If you really think about investing, please advise.

and this with all its English mistakes.

RaichidaG

Hello

Well done, dear Lemagicien, for translating my message from English to French!

But may I know why you are doing this?

And Claudiac's message, you forgot to translate it, so do it!!!.. >:(

Angel

Ange is right, and I would like to say that we are not really interested in the stock market today, given all the surprises and other financial shenanigans.
We are not all completely crazy.
There are other sites for this purpose besides this one.

Here is the translation.

So, Angel, here is the translation for you: with a

Ange is right, and I would say that we are not really interested in the stock market right now, given all the subprime issues and other downturns in the States.
On n'est pas encore complètement fous.

Thanks for putting this add on another website.

Ange is right, and I would like to say that we are not really interested in the stock market with all the subprime issues and other crashes/crises in the United States.
We are not completely crazy.

Please post this ad on another site.

Thank you LeMagicien

Hello Claudiac,

I speak English well, so I don't need this translation.

Thank you very much,
Angel

Hello Angel

So why did you ask me for the translation a few lines up?!

ClaudiaC

Hello Claudiac,

I didn't ask you for anything. I was simply saying that to the Magician, because he had translated my message, so I ironically suggested that he translate yours too, since he was there. (Besides, I don't understand why our dear Magician is doing translation instead of replying to the person who posted that…???)

Have a good day.
Angel

Hello Ange,

No problem.

Have a good day to you too,
ClaudiaC

With this, we’ll attract all the traders who are looking for a crystal ball to predict how the CAC will evolve… ;), I think I’ll move the post to the jokes section, might as well laugh about it