Humorous quotes

If you need anything, call me. I'll tell you how to get rid of it.

            Coluche 

Excerpt from the sketch "The Student" - 1980

Marylena

Hello,

You can't tell the truth on TV: too many people are watching.

Coluche

Marylena

Of all those who have nothing to say, the most pleasant are those who remain silent.

        Coluche 

Marylena

They say the crisis makes the rich richer and the poor poorer. I don’t see how that’s a crisis. It’s been like that ever since I was a kid.

Coluche

Excerpt from the sketch "The Unemployed Man"

Marylena

We believe that dreams are meant to come true. That is the problem with dreams: they are meant to be dreamed.

    Coluche 

Marylena