Jokes about clairvoyance

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Two clairvoyance questions?

A man goes to see a psychic:

• Come in and see the future, young man.

He steps into the trailer. He calls out:

• I have never been to a psychic, but I read outside that your fee was 70 euros for two questions. Don't you think that's a bit too expensive?

• Yes, yes!!! Second question…

Tell me my future!

The psychic is in her office with her crystal ball.

A consultant knocks on the door:

• "Come in," the psychic replied to him.

• Hello, could you tell me the future? the patient asked.

• Which verb, madam?

An extra-lucid psychic…

A psychic walks into a police station.

• I am reporting the theft of my car for next Tuesday at 2:00 PM!

A rather unconvincing psychic!

A guy knocks on a psychic's door. She approaches the door and asks:

• Who's there??

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Winning horoscope…

While having breakfast, a woman says to her husband:

• I listened to the horoscope on the radio this morning. It is definitive.

Natives of your sign; Leo sign can expect to receive a significant salary increase.
So, I decided to spend the day at the shopping mall.

A fortune teller

The extralucid says to the client who came to consult her:

• Without ever having seen you, I can tell you that you are a boxer.

• But you are extraordinary!

• Now, if you want me to read the outcome of your next fight in your palm lines, it might be more practical to take off your boxing gloves!

Extraordinary psychic

A young man goes to a psychic to learn about his future.

• Unfortunately, she told him, you will provoke the anger of a fairy who will curse you by turning you into a frog.

• That's terrible!

• Fortunately, you will catch the eye of a charming young woman who will want to know everything about you.

• Phew!

• Unfortunately, this happened at a veterinary school, during a dissection class.

Spiritualist séance

A highly clairvoyant psychic gathered a few people around a round table for a séance.

• Well, she told them, now that I have passed your questions on to the deceased you wished to question, we are going to the lounge to have some champagne while their responses are being recorded on my answering machine!