Hello everyone,
A few essential rules for good communication.
Rule number 1: Do not dial a number blindly; be sure to choose the right code… Be sure to call the right number, Jesus’s number!
Rule number 2: A conversation with God is not a monologue... know how to listen to Him!
Rule number 3: If you reach an answering machine, it means you dialed the wrong number… God is always there!
Rule number 4: If it sounds like “busy,” it’s because your desire to talk to God was not sincere.
Rule number 5: If communication is interrupted, it is because you yourself have cut off contact… to restore it, make the decision to reconcile with your neighbor, your enemies, to be faithful in small things, and to be ready to ask Him forgiveness for your sins.
Rule number 6: Don’t get into the habit of only calling in an emergency… you’ll quickly learn how wonderful it is to call Him just to tell Him you love Him!
Rule number 7: Do not call God on a reduced-rate plan at specific times… God is never disturbed in his work; you never bother him! There are no off-peak and peak hours, no full fare or “off-peak” rates. Some people only think about calling on Sunday morning. Numerous short calls at any time, throughout the week, are far better than one interminable long call on Sunday morning.
Rule number 8: The cost of the call is free… great, right? It’s a toll-free number!
Rule number 9: Don’t forget to check your voicemail regularly… because Jesus himself calls you and leaves you messages, and often you don’t hear his call… So, check your received calls regularly, take the time to do so, and don’t leave a message unlistened to!
WARRANTY TERMS: First of all, if it doesn't work, check the phone's user manual. This manual is called: THE BIBLE! Your phone is guaranteed for life, with after-sales service including parts and labor… Immediate repair by “confession of your sins.” The phone you are using is not a landline phone, nor a cable phone, nor a radio-wave phone, nor a satellite phone, nor a cellular phone, etc… It is a mobile phone that you can take with you anywhere in the world and in every room of your house, in any place… Its means of transmission is called: the Holy Spirit!
The satisfaction rate, according to a very serious consumer survey, is 100%!
Text adapted from an original idea created by a Telecom employee and published in the Alsace choirs magazine “CAECILIA”.
Have a wonderful day, everyone, filled with sunshine in your hearts.
