Hello everyone!
A bit of humor...
Attached, I submit the vices and flaws of all those who surround you with false smiles.
In matters of vice as well as virtue, a knowledgeable person is worth two!
ARIES
Masculine types:
The effusive chimney sweep or the sadic joker
Female types:
The foul-mouthed slut or the unfaithful charmer.
TAURUS
Masculine types:
The brutal glutton or the unscrupulous sybarite
Female types:
The greedy harlot or the Messaline of the poor.
GEMAUX
Masculine types:
The self-important impostor or the annoying chameleon.
Female types
The simpering coquette or the impertinent spendthrift.
CANCER
Masculine types:
The moody constipated one or the shadowy truffle.
Female types:
The melancholic combiner or the complexed matron
LION
Masculine types:
The ungrateful show-off or the advantageous exhibitionist
Female types
The ticklish harpy or the caressing harpy
VIRGO
Masculine types:
The meticulous rigger or the grumbling workhorse
Female types:
The sticky ice cube or the uptight pain in the ass.
BALANCE
Masculine types:
The spiteful slacker or the cowardly jock
Female types:
The obsequious slanderer or the bawdy housewife.
SCORPION
Masculine types:
The mystical sexolater or the ravaging satyr.
Female types:
The Universal Bitch or the Stubborn Nymphomaniac
SAGITTARIUS
Masculine types:
The freeloading jock or the freeloading centaur.
Female types:
The vain parrot or the presumptuous parrot.
CAPRICORN
Masculine types:
The tortuous opportunist or the cautious cockroach.
Female types:
The softie or the doomsday fanatic.
AQUARIUS
Masculine types:
The fool or the delirious bohemian
Female types:
The deranged grimace or the astonishing Bécassine
FISH
Masculine types:
The tedious puppet or the unlucky flirt.
Female types:
The martyr turkey or the tragedian of nothing.
I wish you a good evening!
The magician.
:o 
;D
